December 2009
49 posts
Things I learned this weekend
heathsambienstash:
megbd:
1. My phone will survive after being buried in a snow pile for 4+ hours 2. People, including my mother, will just laugh at you when you slip on ice and fall into snow on Christmas Eve.
I love ‘things I learned this weekend,’ as I have written this in my journal nearly every monday since I was in college. Also, Meg, I have an entire stack of Jillian Michaels DVDs...
Things I learned this weekend
1. My phone will survive after being buried in the a snow pile for 4+ hours 2. People, including my mother, will just laugh at you when you slip on ice and fall into snow on Christmas Eve.
I met him once, he was very inspirational →
Yum
When the Chef at your work cafe asks if you want his “special sandwich” you might be tempted to say no. However, when he resembles the soup Nazi you just nod yes and avert your eyes. Totally the right thing to do. My lunch was delicious! I should have taken a picture but I was to busy gorging. Oh yeah, he added in some rosemary’s potatoes on the side just to make it look...
Go ahead and file this under this is why you're...
Things I do at work during the week of Christmas because half of the employee’s I’m waiting for are out: Online shop.
Go ahead and file this under this is why you're...
Things I do at work during the week of Christmas because half of the employee’s I’m waiting for are out: Eat 524 M&M’s to pass the time.
“I wish I could search the internet for this. But I don’t want my search...”
– J. After one of our many inappropriate emails conversations. Because emails can be deleted right?
Mouth is on fire!
Today was our department lunch. We went to a Mexican restaurant and I ordered cheese enchilada’s. My boss ordered a veggie burrito! Veggie burrito! And he is a guy, he would probably burn off enchilada’s about 100 times faster than me but I digress. I get my awesome enchilada’s and dig right in. Next thing I know my mouth is on fire! I tell myself to be cool while drinking...
“That is why you should sleep with someone before you get to know them. That way...”
– J
“We all do a head tilt and move along with our day.”
“That sounds fun! I never learned how to ski.. well I take that back. I know how...”
– A. I also use the phrase “that sounds fun” to mean “sounds fun for you” on a regular basis.
Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
I haven’t watched “Jersey Shore” (yet, let’s be honest, I do love a good train wreck.) But I did generate my nickname. The Opportunity. Hmmm, I don’t know how I feel about that…tentative fist pump.
Listening to disney movie songs on Pandora. This afternoon is looking up.
Things that have happened at the office today
An approximately 55 year old man wearing spandex. I’m assuming he was going on a run at lunch which is crazy seeing as it is 9 degrees but to each their own. I hope his lungs don’t explode. I hope even more that he was actually not going running and just wearing spandex.
An approximately 60 year old man doing a rap in the conference room outside my office. WHAT!?! This was also...
I’m going to be embarrassed if anyone comes in my office for the rest of the afternoon. I reek of garlic. In other news my lunch today was awesome.
“Ladies, if you don’t squeeze your buns no one else will”
– Sub at body pump last night. It was a guy. A really attractive guy.
“No worries, I had a cookie for my breakfast. And by cookie, I mean a cookie the...”
– J. Something I would totally say and want.
Did someone just leave a meeting in one of the conference rooms right by my office to discuss fantasy sports playoffs. Yes, yes they did. I glanced out to see who the offender was and it is a middle age man. Talking on a blue tooth no less. I’m taking a break from being annoyed that you are disturbing me from my work to blog about this.
Watchabcthatsme:
Please excuse me while I go into the restroom and laugh my ass off.
Dying.
“I just dropped yogurt on my shirt. It is white. I’m wearing a purple shirt. It...”
– Megs (via rhapsodyinj)
When am I going to turn into the classy woman I know I am. I hope soon.
